vice do’s and don’ts.

vice dos and donts have to be among the greatest inventions of all time;

“Everybody still complaining about skinny jeans needs to wake up to the fact that some of us are just a little better at marketing the goods.” 

so he was a dont right…but i find him really sexy… 

but this., my favourite for the day:

“Tits at the gay pride parade are a dicey proposition because you want to soak them up with your eyes but you also can’t be sure if they were just stitched on by a surgeon last week, right after she had her dick chopped off.”

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